I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
I’m in shape. Unfortunately, it’s the wrong one.
I’m making some changes in my life right now. If you don’t hear from me, you’re one of them.
slept like a baby last night…. Waking up every 3 hours crying for food.
wanted to kill the sexiest person alive…But suicide’s a crime.
WARNING: Objects in mirror are fatter than they appear.
I swear my pillow could be a hairstylist I always wake up with the wierdest hairdos.
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